Dear High School Years,
I was bored, so I thought I’d write you. It’s been almost 7 years, can you believe it! I thought of the things to say, and tried writing this letter a hundred times, I swear, you know me. I just kept getting rid of them, you know? Pheh, letters. We had some crazy times, high school, although that’s just how I choose to remember those times. In actuality, we had some painfully normal and hackneyed times, high school. Anyways, finally, I thought, I know what I’ll say to you! Spread this on to all your students now.
Life’s a beach, so lather up!
Love,
joseph
P.S. Just kiddin’, since I left ya, things have just kept going up, up, up!